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Friday, September 09, 2005
suddenly an incredibly large giant stomped into my room, and with a loud menacing roar, he grabbed my roommate and i to a torturous dungeon known as...gregory gym. upon entering this dungeon, a powerful wizard cast a spell on everyone who entered. the curse was that they were doomed to always return to gregory gym and exercise!
i've only been to the gym 2 times this far, both times this week actually. my friends had a sudden desire to work out, build up some muscle, lose weight, and attract the ladies. of course all i wanted to do was stay in my room and sleep. anyways i jog about two miles and do some weird sit-ups that involve a partner and a "medicine ball". it's quite fascinating. in fact, my body is completely sore and i cannot walk straight. my lung seems to be handling nicely to the rapid change of activity. actually, i cant even feel my lung now. this could be serious.
jogging is actually pretty fun, but it's rather difficult to hold a conversation with someone when you're jogging, especially if you have never done it before.
me: man...*gasp*...i don't know if i can actually jog a mile *wheeze*
friend 1: *gasp* *gasp* i *gasp* can't jog *gasp* anymore!
friend 2: hey look! a hot girl! *chases after her*
me: what...i can't see that well without my glasses *gasp wheeze*
friend 1: *passes out on the track*
amazingly, i jogged a mile straight in about...10 minutes haha. yea i'm pretty slow but cut me some slack i'm a music major. the only exercise we get is by walking to the music building and practicing our instrument.
it's kind of ironic how you're supposed to work out to stay healthy, but the first thing you want to do after exercising is eat some pizza and drink root beer...and never work out again. alas, the curse is powerful and i am drawn to the gym. the serenity of just running around, running away from your stress and your problems, and then realizing that if you dont take a break and drink some water you will end up like friend 1 and collapse on the floor.
11:00 pm @ gregory gym on the track. come out and make fun of me as i attempt to improve my endurance. see you kids there!
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